Tix ticker

BRAIN CANDY
The Kids in the Hall, May 29, Chicago Theatre
Thirty Helens agree: Sitting in the nosebleed section is about as fun as having your head crushed. Luckily, eBay user worldboogie has a pair of front-row seats to this reunited Canuck sketch comedy troupe’s show for a reasonable $190.

ONE MAN PARADE
James Taylor, June 6–7 Ravinia
An online JT fan-club presale made even lawn admission to these shows impossible to nab. According to stubhub.com, you won’t be able to picnic on the grass for less than $100. Who knew this sultan of smooth’s fans were so devoted?

CROSSTOWN CLASSIC
Chicago White Sox at Chicago Cubs, June 20–22 Wrigley Field
Desperate for seats to this intra-city matchup? Not as much as one emasculated Craigslist user is to sell: “I have to go to my girlfriend’s high school reunion in Minnesota,” he explains. The best offer gets his two bleacher seats for June 20.