Sexy happenings of the day: pHrenzy pHucked, Co-Ed Prison Sluts

AROUND TOWN - pHrenzy pHucked
There’ s no shortage of dirty talk at pHrenzy pHucked. The late-night raunchy improv
has an interactive spin, allowing audiences to eliminate performers. studio BE, 3110 N Sheffield Ave., 773-732-5450, whatisph.com. Fridays and Saturdays at midnight, $10.

THEATER - Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind
If you get hot for honesty or equate smarty-pants with sexy pants, Too Much Light
Makes the Baby Go Blind is your jam. The always clever Neo-Futurists’ frank, fresh
mini plays provide conversation fodder that can get all sorts of juices flowing. And
nothing will up your sex appeal like introducing a date to this hip late-night scene.
Neo Futurarium, 5153 N Ashland Ave., (773)-275-5255. Sundays 7pm, Fridays 11:30pm, Saturdays 11:30pm, $10-15.

THEATER - Co-Ed Prison Sluts
Raunchy humor puts you in the mood? You’ re not likely to find a show more explicitly, um, explicit than the Annoyance’ s long-running Co-Ed Prison Sluts (especially recommended for those with a clown fetish). Annoyance Theatre, 4830 N Broadway, (773)-561-4665. 10pm, $15.