Broken hearts club

The voodoo that you do
Okay, so maybe you’re not entirely over your last mate. This Ex Voodoo knife set should help you shake the urge to stab him repeatedly. $70 at perpetualkid.com.

The lame game
Wear this Love Is Lame T-shirt on February 14, and no one will mistake you for a starry-eyed romantic. $18 at loveislame.com.

Walk all over ’em
Ready to kick your partner to the curb? Lace up this “Love Sucks” edition of Reebok’s Reverse Jam shoes. The inside sole has an illustration of a broken human heart, with words like “lie,” “crushed” and “hate” scribbled all around it. $70 at zappos.com.

Not gonna write you a love note
Even if your best friend just got dumped, this cute Love hurts card from local company La Familia Green should cheer her up. Who can resist the sweet comforts offered by this precious porcupine? $6 at lafamiliagreen.com.