Bike love

If these hardcore cycling enthusiasts love their rides so much, why don't they marry them? Believe us, they would if they could.

These bike seats protect your most precious jewels.

Make sure you wear protection during these two-wheel trysts-we mean a helmet, gutter brain.

Fit, punky-and smokin', TOC's bike messenger has an effortless, sporty style that's definitely drool-worthy.

Let that pedaling hottie know you're keen to get in his or her saddle-in a language you'll both understand.