Sign language

Nick Vogel of Wicker Park spotted this bizarre combination dentist-podiatrist office on 18th Street off of Ashland Avenue. Of the caption suggestions he sent in—which included "Athlete's foot? Don't forget to floss!"—we liked the above. It looks like that molar would be eager to jump in and help.—Leah Pietrusiak

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