Thrive!
We offer some quick tips to outlast the downturn.
Banish money woes with four words: Barack will fix it.
Remember: No matter how bad the economy, sex is free.
Get crafty and become the first etsy.com millionaire.
New breakup line: “It’s not you, it’s the economy.”
Enjoy a free cultural event each week. Hint: We list hundreds.
Renounce envy. Failing that, surround yourself with loser friends.
Hope that out-of-your league hottie gets laid off and reconsiders you.
Click eco-friendly “no receipt” option while desperately checking ATM balance.
December 1, 2008
