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There are few complaints a fantastic spa treatment can't cure, and that includes the worst winter maladies Chicago weather can throw at us-from dry-as-the-Sahara skin to general grouchitude.
There are few complaints a fantastic spa treatment can't cure, and that includes the worst winter maladies Chicago weather can ...
If I were any more frozen, I'd be peeing icicles
I'm so congested I'm afraid people on the El will think I'm a mouth-breather
My circulation has a short circuit
Death Valley's got nothing on my parched skin
This sunless, freezing weather is giving me a case of the grumps
My muscles are killing me from [insert hard-core sports activity here]
My face is flakier than a French pastry
Are those expensive spa upgrades just a trick or a real treat?
When it comes to New Agey spa treatments, one person's hokum is another's cure.
12/31/1969
